i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

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wint

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

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Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite