dream

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

TommyInnit

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

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