Ranboo

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

dream

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

void emily () {}

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

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