“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

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soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

void emily () {}

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

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Wilbur Soot

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

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