i hate the fap.

i hate that i have to go to the doctor every month, i hate that i have to *pay for* the pill every month, i hate that i have to *wait for* the pill every month.

🕸️🏳️‍⚧️ eve 🏳️‍⚧️🕸️

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my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

my  friend (a politician))  has  been  diagnosed with  “senile dementia” ..

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

jacksfilms

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

i always feel like when i say something to friends i say too much

david 🧋

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

Halloween Stu 🐦

I'm going to the toilet, he whispers as he leaves the room.

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