i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

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Ranboo

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

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