ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money