My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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