my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Ranboo

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Mark

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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