Maggdalene

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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