im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

Elon Musk

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

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TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

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