I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lilael 🦋

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

George

polar

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

Elon Musk

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Ranbalt

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

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