dream

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

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