im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

hasanabi

Wilbur Soot

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Mark

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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