Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

dream

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Elon Musk

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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