tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

Ranboo is a great guy and the best youtuber ever. I support him

billzo

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

genetically engineered online girl

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

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