i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Elon Musk

George

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

dream

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

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