thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

dream

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

void emily () {}

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

hasanabi

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

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