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thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench. 2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier. 3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier. 4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier. 5. A walk in the woods makes 4

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.