im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

George

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Mark

Sam Parr

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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