We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Elon Musk

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

Mark

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

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