Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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