I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

ive been dating jimmy jameson (deadpool) for about 2 years now. its crazy.

Congress should pass a law to ensure that never again will any president — either this president or another one — be allowed to unilaterally take this country into a war without the consent of the American people.

President Biden

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

hell yes,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap,, 3 hour nap

i asked my mom if taylor swift was real and she confirmed it

david 🧋

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

An 11 year old asking How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Oxi 🐺🎃

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

2020 was fun, but 2021 is gonna be even better. comment your 2020 highlights and what you want to see in 2021

Technoblade

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

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