Trending tweets about mommy

Goddess Stephh

@footbaddie

Apr 28, 2024

Would you rather call Me mommy, daddy, Goddess or princess?

Remembering Joey Garcia

@NotJosephGarcia

May 01, 2024

Doing a bunch of pushups in front of my children so they know not to fuck with me.

Rosemary Okoh

@rosemary_o5485

May 03, 2024

Some guys be like, "I don't know how to cook because my mum did not teach me" but who taught you how to unhook bra? 🤷

Jack-of-all-trades

@Upliftingvision

Apr 09, 2024

Sea otter mothers have been observed to lick and fluff a newborn for hours; after grooming, the pup's fur retains so much air, the pup floats like a cork and cannot dive. pic.twitter.com/8mWdfLNMvI

amya ☆

@goreyuna

Apr 06, 2024

milf amya stands for milkers id like to fondle

messages

@_mymsgs

Apr 15, 2024

i wanna be cuddled for like 7 days straight.

bowser

@browserdotsys

Apr 14, 2024

eyeing every woman i pass on the street suspiciously to make sure she appreciates how cute my baby is

Kingloui.eth

@KinglouiEth

Apr 16, 2024

What is a Monarf?

Daniel

@growing_daniel

Apr 23, 2024

This woman has a team of physicists working on new ways to show off her breasts without going topless x.com/sydneyfiles/st…

solana ⋆｡°✩

@frauduless

Apr 13, 2024

milkmaid mommy wants to sit on ur face…would u let her? like and rt #nsfwtwt pic.twitter.com/eFuLim4czr

Jake Sharpe 🐉🔥 (369, 2888) Ω 22

@inkayknows

Apr 11, 2024

Even if everyone leaves, i'll still be here building & innovating. Momma didn't raise no b*tch.

🧸 biscuit ᝰ.ᐟ.ᐟ

@lottszu

Apr 22, 2024

mom isnt mad @ me but she directs her feelings @ me

incestgooner69 🔞

@incestgooner69

Apr 17, 2024

mommy telling her trans daughter how well her body is developing... telling her what a good girl she is for letting mommy look at her and touch her like this... groping her kid's little tgirl boobs and stroking her baby girl's pretty cock...

@social

@social_rate

Apr 26, 2024

cuddling isn't enough i need to feel her entire body weight on me until she crushes my bones and her body merges into mine and we become a mass of flesh, organs, and broken bones

Master Togan

@Getinwithgame

Apr 27, 2024

- Hide her hairdryer. - Hit her with a pillow. - Slap her ass regularly. - Piledriver onto the bed. - Lift her upside down unexpectedly. - Give her scares throughout the day. - Turn off the light when she's in the bathroom. Mandatory asshole domestic game.

Renaissance Man

@MaleRebirth

Apr 14, 2024

Keeping mum forces her to face the storm inside her head. She'll conjure up the worst scenarios, thinking you see all the bad she sees in herself. Let her imagination do the heavy lifting.

Luke Belmar 👽

@lukebelmar

Apr 08, 2024

If you haven’t retired your mom you have nothing to flex online homie. Back to work