Respectfully Justin
@JustinLaboyAfter y’all done looking for the eclipse go look through that man’s phone 😂 #Respectfully
Michael A. Gayed, CFA
@leadlagreportUnpopular opinion: the eclipse will look better on a flat screen HD TV.
gfodor.id
@gfodorGiven we inexplicably live at a time where the moon’s disc is the same size as the sun, a solar eclipse is best understood as the simulation authors winking at us
lil pipe 🌷
@gumbuzzlerdid you guys feel that?.. i think the eclipse is making me wanna eat pussy.. that’s crazy
AllEars.Net
@AllEarsNetHere’s a glimpse of what the eclipse looks like in Magic Kingdom right now! pic.twitter.com/XtZ0QtxvqU
I’d like to report that the eclipse was rigged and stollen in my state! I demand totality!
Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFong_i’m not wearing ur stupid eclipse glasses i will stare at the sun raw and unprotected today
Imemegination
@imemeginationRemember when Disneyland Paris did the Main Street Electrical Parade in the middle of the day because of the eclipse of August 11 in 1999 #Eclipse2024 pic.twitter.com/BD2AzsKDq4
Collin Rugg
@CollinRuggNEW: Mexican media outlet RCG Media plays video of a man’s testicles thinking they were showing the eclipse. Someone’s getting fired. Shortly after the image displayed for all their viewers to see, the production team quickly removed it. The hosts were clearly disturbed as the two women sat with stunned looks on their faces.
my favorite part of the eclipse was when jacob had to cuddle bella for warmth while edward was right there in the tent with them
Jake M. Grumbach
@JakeMGrumbachIf you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
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