Trending tweets about africa

Evelyn M!C

@EvelynMic_

Apr 25, 2024

Kampala men will embarrass you, imagine telling your man how you have a problem that needs some cash and responds mbu “Kati ogenda kola otya”, what do you mean by “ngenda kola ntya dear” what is the main role of a man?

wes

@weskambale

Apr 14, 2024

Al Jazeera always has university professors on call to provide expertise and insights on unfolding issues. In Uganda, at some station, we've Gashumba, Kabanda, and Munyagwa available for any topic: health, education, finance, conflicts, international relations, etc. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Doctuche

@lidocaine_v2

May 01, 2024

Almost every President experienced new manager bounce, even Buhari. The first years are usually one of their best. Let me break it to you, you’re experiencing the best year of Tinubu’s tenure.

Daniel Njaga

@dnjaga1

Apr 18, 2024

Some Luos must be robbed (of electoral victory) Others must die (accidentally) For Kenya to remain an island of mediocrity and a den of thieves

Opeyemi Babalola

@BOTAD01

Apr 06, 2024

The first time I went for a driving test in obodo oyibo, I went with full confidence. Me wey drive for 10 years in Lagos without bashing any car, in my head, that alone is enough qualification. At my turn, the lady came inside the car, asked for the papers, saw my name, and asked, "Which country are you from?" Me: "Nigeria" with all confidence! She looked at me and said "PSquare". Omo, this oyibo sabi o, Ha! I answered yes with a smile. You know them? I asked. She: Yes. I love their music. I know virtually all their songs. In my head, I can't fail this test. This person wey love PSquare no go fit fail Naija guy. When she finished checking the papers, she gave the instructions and said I should drive. I sha drive to and fro, we came back, I parked and looked at her with a smile, emi omo Naija! She talked, talked, and talked, then said "sorry you failed your test"! 😭😭😭 Ha! Emi omo Naija! Failed bawo? Wetin happen? She said "you are not checking your shoulders"! That was when I realized the majority of those driving cars in Nigeria are just car movers because how many people dey check shoulders? The gidigbo wey we dey drive no enter obodo oyibo o. Yours truly have to retry the test two more times before dem finally pass me.

Cyber Baby

@Bumbabilii

Apr 11, 2024

My closest friend from Uni left Nigeria to the UK sometime in 2022. I had been calling her weekly till sometime in March and she told me she had been in the UK since 6 months prior. I just blocked her everywhere.

Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo

@BTOofficial

Apr 09, 2024

MINISTRY OF INTERIOR PRESS STATEMENT The Federal Government has approved Thursday 11th April, 2024 as an additional public holiday to celebrate this year's Eid -El-Fitr. The Honourable Minister of Interior, Dr Olubunmi Tunji Ojo, while congratulating the muslim Ummah for a successful completion of a month of spiritual rejuvenation, reiterates President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's (GCFR) firm commitment to providing a safe and prosperous Nigeria for all to thrive. Signed: Dr Aishetu Gogo Ndayako Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Interior.

99% OPPRESSED.

@PIDOMNIGERIA

Apr 15, 2024

Tinubu approves 36 billion Naira to Julius Berger, for AsoRock renovation and maintenance 😳😳 Yes, you heard me right. A whooping sum of 36 billion naira. No media outlet will ever know this, or report it. Same AsoRock that was recently maintained with 17.6 billion naira in 2023 before Tinubu moved in. 😭😭 Do you know that since 1991, it is only Julius Berger that is working in AsoRock. Many of you don't know this. But Julius Berger is the SPV (Special Purpose Vehicle) for easy looting in AsoRock. Government after government. Every government that comes in will award contract for the renovation of AsoRock almost every year. They have used that to set up a structure for looting money, and the way the money is spent is always unaccounted for.

Dr Shiyak'leng 🧐🇿🇦

@Dr_Shiyaklenga

Apr 08, 2024

My mom just told we are originally from Zimbabwe, I've been crying since morning, she showed me our pictures in Bulawayo. I've been asking if she doesn't suffer from Alzeimer because its possible that we went there for a vacation she just doesn't remember.😭😭😭

Typical African

@Joe__Bassey

Apr 20, 2024

They won’t teach you in school that Leopold of Belgium ruled Congo as his private property for 23 years. He cut off the limbs of Congolese who did not meet their daily quota on the plantation. At the end of his rule, he killed 15million Congolese people. He is seen as a Messiah in Europe. But in Africa our education is controlled by the colonizers where they teach us about Hitler and Not Leopold because the oppressors don’t want us to see the evil they did to Us.

David Hundeyin

@DavidHundeyin

Apr 14, 2024

No African has any business dying in a war between foreign empires. No African country has any business hosting a battle of foreign empires. Let the foreign empires fight and die by themselves. It's not our fight, and we have bigger problems. That is all.

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

Apr 07, 2024

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡 pic.twitter.com/PZk5aDCDgH