Trending tweets about coffee

trash jones

@jzux

May 02, 2024

your honor, with all due respect, that’s that me espresso

Daniel

@growing_daniel

Apr 19, 2024

Drinking some coffee. Hit me up in the replies if you also like drinking coffee. #coffee

Aaron

@IAmAaronWill

Apr 17, 2024

I woke up. - 8 steaks, blue - 12000mg of caffeine - 17 mile run in 4 minutes - 1 hour ice bath in Antarctica - Watched Dan Koe through a telescope - Meditated and found Tupac’s new album All before 9am. That's how you get ahead.

Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth)

@antoniogm

Apr 15, 2024

Currently horrifying the French by how much ‘cafe filtre’ I drink on a work day. Requires at least three ‘grand’ mugs to get to American levels of technocapitalism. If the continent wants to reassert its leadership, it needs to overthrow the stupefying effect of Big Espresso.

@itssherifield

@itssherifield

Apr 11, 2024

Sorry I’m late I had to drive to the reservoir to fill my daughter’s Stanley cup.

BowTiedOlive

@BowTiedOlive

May 04, 2024

This is not coffee. This is plastic. pic.twitter.com/TC7Fb2zNlr

bowser

@browserdotsys

Apr 23, 2024

if i bring my wife coffee in bed and she's still asleep 30 minutes later then guess what. that's my coffee now

beer person

@CantEverDie

Apr 30, 2024

there is so much to continue living for. like a everything bagel. or coffee

Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D.

@hubermanlab

Apr 12, 2024

Take solace in knowing that the “90min delay after waking before caffeine” crowd will cover the afternoon shift, while everyone (except @pmarca) else goes into a cognitive slump… x.com/pmarca/status/…

RYAN GARCIA

@RyanGarcia

Apr 15, 2024

FAST FOR 3 1/2 days Water all black coffee Cancer will start to Fall off Trust me

Fah King Good Coffee

@FahKingGood

Apr 21, 2024

Treat yourself to an afternoon snack. You Fah King deserve it! 💪👑☕ #fahkinggoodcoffee #coffee #sunday pic.twitter.com/qH1ylM5wdy

brianna

@justbrizigs

Apr 19, 2024

that espresso song by the little blonde bitch goes crazy i'm sorry

Josh

@joshua_dambman

Apr 12, 2024

For the midnight oil burners and early risers. It's 4 AM, and your mind is racing with strategies to scale your Amazon business. Sleep? Optional. Welcome to the relentless pursuit of success. Here, coffee is a strategy session in a cup. Embrace the grind.

HeadteacherChat

@Headteacherchat

Apr 18, 2024

Morning all, The coffee is on. Gonna need it today. Absolutely worn out. How are you all feeling? #teacher5oclockclub pic.twitter.com/c44OxvhIuV

Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸

@pmarca

Apr 10, 2024

Just think how impressive this guy would be if he DID drink coffee first thing in the morning! x.com/podcastnotes/s…

eddie synot

@EddieSynot

Apr 22, 2024

Enjoying my morning coffee as I remember one of my ancestors who died in a distant war so that I may today have an opinion on women breast feeding. Oh the burden of being a man, what do you not understand?! 🙄😂

Martin Crowley

@AIToolReport

Apr 23, 2024

Imagine this: A future where your morning coffee is designed by AI to fit your exact mood and health needs.

Achraf Dev

@achrafdevx

Apr 10, 2024

Morning coffee is finally here. Eid Mubarak to y'all! pic.x.com/uTqYLFM5k5