You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.