...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

@levelsio

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

dream

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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