When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

Maggdalene

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Tubbo

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

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