I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @aimseytv with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @aimseytv with our AI Twitter Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?