just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

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