Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Bip 🦔

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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