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Jack Butcher

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

Wilbur Soot

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

dream

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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