i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Halloween Stu 🐦

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

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