Tubbo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

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