I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Wilbur Soot

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

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“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Elon Musk

Mark

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

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