i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

Elon Musk

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

hasanabi

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Tweet Hunter

AI Tweet Generator

Choose a Twitter creator and generate tweets on the same tone and same topic with our AI Twitter Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?