Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Maggdalene

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

vallery

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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