thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess

Hexiliv 🌻

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

TommyInnit

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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