my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

billzo

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Elon Musk

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

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