1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

got ur first tattoo 😎 now all i need is a matching one on each side 😂

kurtis conner

billzo

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Ranboo

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

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Wilbur Soot

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

dream

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

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