im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

dream

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Mark

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Wilbur Soot

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

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