“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

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