its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

polar

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

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