After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

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