The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

david 🧋

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

TommyInnit

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

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