You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

dream

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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