You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

void emily () {}

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

dream

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

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