TommyInnit

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i’ve just been informed that my tendency to become very attached to specific inanimate objects makes me a tulpa

genetically engineered online girl

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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