You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

dream

Sam Parr

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

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