im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Elon Musk

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Mark

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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