i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Sam Parr

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

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