When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

Ranboo

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

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Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

TommyInnit

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

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