i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

omg, i hate when ur boyfriend doesn’t text me back

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

I'M GOING ON A VACATION OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING BACK.

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

just realized george is 22 years old today

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today