Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

wint

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

My daughter is voting for Donald Trump. She is not a racist.
My son is voting for Hillary Clinton. He is a racist.
My wife is voting for Hillary Clinton. She is a racist.
My parents are voting for Donald Trump. They are racists.
My friend is voting for Bernie Sanders. He is a racist.
My (fill in the blank) is voting for Ted Cruz. He is a racist.

Ben Shapiro

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

i’ve had my anxiety under control for 8 years. i don’t need medication anymore

puddle drinker

Now u can post all the hate you want, but ur platform is going down

New year, new me, new account, new everything :)

George

The only thing worse than not doing it at all is doing it half-assed - me (this morning)

Amanda Lafferty

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

Im so happy with this video i made, it means a lot to me. please dont forget to like and subscribe!

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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