the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

dream

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

Maggdalene

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Elon Musk

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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