Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

polar

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

dream

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

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