Mark

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Philza Minecraft

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Ranboo

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

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