anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

TommyInnit

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

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