ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Maggdalene

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

TommyInnit

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

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