ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

George

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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