Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

Elon Musk

dream

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

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